| The Onion | | Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400
No Reason You Can't Be Chiropractor Like Your Cousin Jeffrey
DAVENPORT, IA—According to your Aunt Sharon, Jeffrey is his own boss, he can take vacation time whenever he wants, and people call him "doctor."
| Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400
Strongside/Weakside: Stephen Strasburg
After only nine starts, Strasburg's incredible speed, motion, and control have made this pitcher the most exciting rookie baseball has seen in years. Is he any good?
| Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400
Sportsgraphic: Lance Armstrong's Tour De France Career
Seven-time champ Armstrong will almost certainly retire from cycling following his crash-ridden swan song in this year's Tour, but he leaves fans with many memories.
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| Maxim's Babe of the Day | | Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:07:00 EDT
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